I am doing nothing with my life these days besides applying for jobs and writing shit.
And I plan on doing that until I get zapped back to the 18th century where I will become a pirate and drink rum in Nassau.
Open for requests I guess, I don't have a lot to do anyways. Msg me pls.
I am currently ranked nr 824 deadliest assassin on uplay leaderboards so I got that going for me which is nice.
I don't even know what that means, does it depend on how many bitches you cut? whatever.
I should sleep.
Good night. Whatever you do, do not watch the music video for Anaconda by Nicki Minaj. das some real ass Medusa shit, you will die.